All of us here at Shadaloo would like to give you a warm welcome! Unfortunately, our great leader Lord Bison couldn't be here to welcome you as he's dealing with more...pressing matters at the moment. But I'm sure he's expecting great things from you! Well then, as you know we here at Shadaloo are committed to our goal of world domination. Seeing as you're all new recruits, I'd like to share with you our philosophies and goals. I can still remember the day I first met Lord Bison, around 10 years ago... (looks off into the distance)
(1 hour later)
...and, I could talk all day about that, but I'll try to keep things brief and wrap it up here. It's your first day on the job, so I'm sure you have some questions!
All Shadaloo soldiers will be able to access their profile on the Shadaloo C.R.I. On your profile, you can check out your current league status, ranking, player level, the opponents you've fought against recently, and info on fighters you're interested in! The C.R.I. is, of course, accessible from your mobile device, letting you stay on top of your battle data at any time!
Upon logging in, you will be issued your PsychoPass. It will have your current play information listed on it, so share it to social media to show off your fighting game skills!
We here at the C.R.I. are committed in our support of our soldiers as they take on the world!
The C.R.I. has a follow system. Add a player as Respect or Rival that you'd like to surpass, and you can easily check in on their activities!
Shadaloo soldiers will have access to the frame data chart, which contains detailed info we've collected on all the fighters!
Use the frame data to gain a deeper understanding of each situation, and logically figure out the best way to respond! With this, you have no more excuses for losing! Go beyond the battle! ...I heard someone say that, somewhere...
Shadaloo soldiers can check their position in the world with the LP rankings through the C.R.I.!
If your rank isn't high enough to be displayed, don't fret! You're still but a cadet! It takes hard work and dedication to rise to the top. Greatness doesn't happen overnight! Even our great Lord Bison had to work hard to become strong! ...I think.
Train! Fight! Climb! Eat! Sleep!